I've recently (~1 hour ago) uploaded a song titled Why's everything so shite, which is about what people are made out of (It's shit -- not the song, we are). I completely forgot (again) that this wasn't my first nor last shitty song or poem (the other's being the Hallowed waste) and these are kind of parodies of differnet ideas like "why certain items have values". Hope you're ready for this:
Everything you've got
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__hook__
I ain't sayin' "shit"
I am sayin' only "shite",
'Cuz "shit" became too common
And all of this is shite
I ain't sayin' "shit"
I am sayin' "shite" though
'Cuz this wonderful word
Worth everything I know-ow-ow!
__verze 1__
Oh, that's right, lil' fellow
All is shite you've gotten
Ya mama's gold, ya papa's work
Shite is only that allotted
Money's got value because
We have given it some
Shite is though, a precious thing
Just never ask where's it from
You may think now it's untrue
It can't bring you the light
But listen to me, just carefully
Everything's gonna be fine!
You'd say that it's bullshit
And otherwise you be right
But here ain't no shit,
here everything is shite!
__hook__
I ain't sayin' "shit"
I am sayin' only "shite",
'Cuz "shit" became too common
And all of this is shite
I ain't sayin' "shit"
I am sayin' "shite" though
'Cuz this wonderful word
Worth everything I know-ow-ow!
__hook__
I ain't sayin' "shit"
I am sayin' only "shite",
'Cuz "shit" became too common
And all of this is shite
I ain't sayin' "shit"
I am sayin' "shite" though
'Cuz this wonderful word
Worth everything I know-ow-ow!
As you can see, unlike practically any other writing, this is in its original form, no changes whatsoever (besides the title that normally isn't there). This is how a lyrics looks like in my archive: plain text (UTF-8 encoded, mostly DOS format \r\n line-breaks for compatibility -- even though I use Linux most of the time), labels/marks surrounded by underscores, optional/uncertain words/part marked by brackets, notes are marked by either #, // or (), instructions are surrounded by angle brackets (or less-than and greater-than signs, <>). Also, I prefer using " for quotation, as ' is too commonly used for other purposes (and I'm using plain texts here, not fancy program that'll convert those into "proper" punctuation -- ASCII only as much as possible, besides accented characters).
I'm done with 30+ writings, and these are only the [toki pona](/toki pona) stuff and lyrics (in the other languages). Poems, novellas, others are left. God may become real and help me out with these.
Shadowy meadows
Surround the valley
Skinny wee fellows
Pushing a trolley
The grasses are green
The sky is melancholic...
Concepts for Writing is a document I wrote during April of 2020 to present some of my (currently and mostly) unused or somewhat abandoned concepts. I completely forgot about it and never posted anywhere, until now, when I do post it basically exactly as it was...
"...And so shall we begin." The voice of Mr. Soft echoed from the lecture hall's faraway walls. The auditorium was scarcely populated, students sat far and wide, as it is customary during a pandemic, which meant that the professor's question were answered by more scalps than usual. Sleeping in classes were not unheard of, but when you take away the possibility of misbehaving, one cannot make matrix arithmetic interesting enough for the masses to keep them awake...
Very short (~200 words) flash story inspired by a rather depressing song in basically the same setting as another (early, thus bad) short story of mine.
Published on 25th December 2020.
it's been a while I've written a real one of these